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The list to your right contains reviews of movies that have left quite an impression on me.  Some are here because they're amazing films.  Other movies are here because, well, they're just plain awful.  But no matter what the case, each of these movies was outstanding enough in it's own way, that I took the time to write something about them.

Of course not all movies are created equal.  So I've taken the liberty to create a ranking system to rate each film by giving each one of them up to four eyebrows. "Why eyebrows?", you ask.  Well, "stars" and "thumbs up" were already taken, and I figured eyebrows were as good a measuring stick as any. Plus, it allowed me to show off my impression of "The Rock".  Pretty good, huh?  Ok, enough with the weirdness, onto the movie reviews...  

 

Movie Reviews

Captain Jack Returns from the dead.
Just because it's Spiderman 3, doesn't mean you need three villains.
If I could go back in time, I'd pick another movie to watch.
The sequel to Disney's pirate classic.
A man becomes a boxer to provide for his family during The Great Depression.
Reese Witherspoon stars the the year's most illogical chick flick.
A horror movie so unintentionally funny, it's scary!
This tale of intertwined lives won the Academy Award for "Best Picture".
Dumbest. Movie. Ever.
A good theme-park-ride movie?
Special effects and a new storyline can't mask the comedy of actors in ape suits.
Ape costumes and insane laughter make this the ultimate classic sci-fi movie.

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