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These are the things that happen when I have too much time on my hands...
While what follows may be one of the dumber sections of my website, I found it to be entertaining. Of course, that might be due to the fact that it's my own doctored picture that's plastered all over the place. But at any rate, you might actually enjoy this page too if you know me, or if you just want to make fun of someone pathetic enough to spend time posting this on the internet.
Anyway, my sister recently purchased an Apple iMac, and one of the extra features is a "Photo Booth" program. It basically lets you photograph yourself using the Apple iMac's built-in webcam. Of course what would a program like that be without some wacky features that let you spice up the results? And so over the course of my experimentation with the Apple iMac, I managed to give myself a little digital plastic surgery. Too bad I can't sue for malpractice...
Why I need to stick to pediatrics instead of plastic surgery:
A fore-head like a drive-in movie theatre!
Give me a kiss!
Straight outta Notre Dame!
Check out that chin! Jay Leno, eat your heart out!
Some one just told me The Price Is Right had been cancelled!
Check out this nose job! Thank goodness I didn't have any boogers!
Time to start the Jared from Subway diet.
Timmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
A dentist's worst nightmare!
Now you know how I got into medical school!
At least the time spent picking my nose will be cut in half!
One reason never to do lipo-suction to your face!
Yeah, I've got nothing to say about this one...
...Or this one!
And who said New Jersey was a toxic dump?
So that's my digital foray into the field of plastic surgery! And yes, just one more time for the record, I do realize how big of a loser I am. But at least I annoyed my sister in the process!
