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The Famous TOP 5

The Famous TOP 5 E-mail
Written by DeROK   
Friday, 31 May 2002
The greatest ranking system in the history of the universe.

The TOP 5 is a legendary tradition. From it's humble start on a bus ride home from a soccer game, the TOP 5 has led to hours of debates, laughs, and all around good times. It's original purpose was to rank the females at school, but the TOP 5 has evolved to include topics from movies, to basketball, to WWF Pay Per Views. The TOP 5 can be used for just about anything. Now I'll admit, the TOP 5 seems so simple, and almost stupid, but it is in that inconspicuous, unassuming nature that the beauty of the TOP 5 really shines.

The TOP 5 reasons why the TOP 5 is the #1 ranking system in the history of the universe:

#5:  5 is the perfect number. A TOP 3 is too limited, and a TOP 10 is way too complicated.

#4:  Nothing causes a huge debate like the TOP 5. No one ever agrees with another person's TOP 5, this leads to massive arguments - Always fun times.

#3:   When you're on a popular female's TOP 5, other females will put you on their TOP 5 to keep up with the times. After this happens, you'll become a legend.

#2:  Looking for a laugh?  Put your friend's mom on your TOP 5 to get a rise out of the crowd.

#1:  Since the TOP 5 is a system that requires complete honesty, awkward situations always come up. Just like this one...

Definition of Comedy:  Your friend ranking his girlfriend #7 on the TOP 5.

Definition of High Comedy:  His girlfriend finding out he ranked her #7 on his TOP 5.

(Yes, this really has happened!)

So there you have it, the TOP 5 in all it's glory. When it is utilized correctly, it's truly a thing of beauty. Try it out with your friends, or just check here for various TOP 5's and other related material.

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