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The B.C. Episode 2 - "Grief from a Falling Leaf"
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TEASER
An early Sunday morning outside the Romano house. Tony is shooting hoops in the driveway. Mario comes out through the garage and approaches him.
Mario: Is the paper here yet?
Tony: Yeah, the guy came by a few minutes ago. I put it by the front door.
Mario: Thanks. You know how particular your grandfather is about his Sunday paper. (Tony makes a shot) Hey, you’re looking pretty good.
Tony: Good enough to beat you one on one? (Passes him the ball)
Mario: Don’t get ahead of yourself. (Hits a shot) But all that working out over the summer has really paid off.
Tony: Well, it has to if I’m going to beat out Frankie for quarterback.
Mario: Well no matter what, you’ve worked hard, and that’s what matters. Hey, what happened to your arm?
Tony: Oh that? It’s nothing.
Mario: That didn’t happen at the mall.
Tony: Yeah, well you see we kinda got a little bored at the mall… so we went to the city. It was Frankie’s idea.
Mario: I’m sure it was. But you’ve got to use your head a little. Look, I have no doubt in my mind that you can handle yourself in there, but what about the others? I don’t want Juliet in there without me.
Tony: Yeah, I know. I’m sorry. I wasn’t thinking straight.
Mario: You sure weren’t. And that better change if you want me to be able to trust you, and if you want that quarterback job.
Tony: It won’t happen again. I promise.
Mario: I know it won’t. Look, you’re a good kid, Tony, and I want to trust you. You’re usually so level-headed. I just can’t for the life of me figure out what would make you do something like that?
Amy: (Comes out of her house and starts walking across the street) Hey Tony!
Tony: Hey!
Mario: And suddenly, it all makes sense.
Amy: Hi, I’m Amy Carson.
Mario: Mario Romano. And all this time I thought my son was interested in religion.
Amy: Huh?
Mario: Never mind. Listen, I’m going to take my Sunday paper inside and leave you two alone. But you’re going to tell me about that arm later. Very nice to meet you Amy.
Amy: Same here. (After Mario’s gone) So you’re up early.
Tony: So are you.
Amy: Yeah, but your father isn’t dragging you to church.
Tony: It’s a shame isn’t it? Church sounds like so much fun.
Amy: Oh, it is. Especially when it’s your first Sunday there and you get to be the center of attention for like fifty old people.
Tony: I’ll bet. Well I’ll remember to shed a tear for you while I’m downing my mom’s waffles and watching TV.
Amy: Don’t eat too much. We’re all having dinner at the Olsen’s tonight.
Tony: Oh, that’s right. Hey, you’re in for something good. Rob’s mom is an amazing cook.
Amy: Well if you play your cards right, maybe dinner won’t be the highlight of the evening.
Tony: Is that so?
Amy: I do owe you for saving my life, you know.
Michael: (From across the street) We’re leaving, Amy.
Amy: See you later, heathen.
OPENING CREDITS
Scene 1
The Romano’s kitchen. Maria and Antoinette are busy making breakfast. Mario is at the table with Caesar. Tony enters the kitchen.
Tony: Are the waffles ready yet?
Maria: It’s going to be a minute. Why don’t you start with some cereal?
Tony: (Getting some cereal from the cabinet) How’s the paper Grandpa?
Caesar: I’ve seen better news. Yankees lost again last night.
Tony: They better get it together if they want the wildcard. At this rate, they’re going to miss out.
Mario: What a shame that would be. 200 million of George’s money down the toilet.
Caesar: That’s half the problem. Back when I was Tony’s age they played for fun, not for money. Bunch of mercenaries nowadays.
Mario: Oh come on dad, some of your best friends are mercenaries.
Antoinette: (Serving the waffles) Not anymore. Right dear?
Caesar: I wouldn’t even dream of going back. I know how to keep a promise.
Antoinette: Here you go, Tony. Where’s your sister at?
Tony: Juliet? You won’t see her up until noon, at least.
Antoinette: Tony! What happened to your arm, dear?
Tony: Oh, it’s nothing.
Caesar: Let me guess. You got caught in the middle of some girls that were fighting over you?
Tony: Something like that.
Caesar: That’s my boy. I saw you talking to that hot little number from across the street a few minutes ago.
Antoinette: Oh, leave him alone dear.
Maria: Oh, were you talking to Amy? I didn’t really get to talk to her much on the way over to the mall last night. But she seemed nice.
Tony: Yeah, she is.
Mario: You know, and this is coming from someone who was quite the lady killer back in his day, I think she has a thing for you.
Tony: Hey Grandma, these waffles are good. Got any more?
Mario: Alright, I’ll leave you alone. But all bets are off at dinner tonight.
Carmine: (Entering) Good morning every one.
Caesar: Carmine! Have a seat. We’ve got waffles.
Carmine: Gina already made breakfast. I just stopped by to say goodbye to you two, and to talk to Mario.
Mario: I’ll be with you in a second, bro. I’m just finishing up.
Carmine: You’re looking pretty put together for a Sunday morning, Maria.
Maria: Oh, I was hoping to get to the gym after Mom and Dad left.
Mario: Alright Carmine, I’m done. Let’s get this over with.
Scene 2
Paramus Bible Church. Amy is sitting in the foyer and has just finished a conversation with an elderly woman and Rob approaches her.
Rob: So is it just me, or does that woman seriously need to be introduced to the concept of facial waxing?
Amy: Yeah, that was kind of distracting.
Rob: I know. I can never maintain eye contact her. My eyes just keep getting drawn to her chin. It’s like a tractor beam.
Amy: You do realize that you have serious problems?
Rob: So I have a minor fascination with old women who have goatees, what’s the big deal?
Amy: You sit around all day thinking about this stuff, don’t you?
Rob: Just on Tuesdays. I put in a solid eight hours of brainstorming and that usually gives me enough material to last the week.
Amy: Normally I’d take that as a joke. But knowing you, you’re probably telling the truth. It’s sad, really.
Rob: Ok, so we really haven’t had a chance to talk since everything, but what happened last night?
Amy: You mean in the city? With that guy?
Rob: Yeah, I mean, what was the deal with that?
Amy: Well from where I was standing, it looked like Tony saved my life while you stood there trembling in a puddle of your own pee.
Rob: Ok, first off, there was no peeing of the pants. We Olsen’s known across the globe for our stalwart bladders. Second, you didn’t think there was anything strange about that?
Amy: Other than the fact that I was assaulted by a New York mugger?
Rob: So it didn’t seem strange to you that this fifteen-year-old tackles a fully grown man, who, by the way has a knife, and nothing happens? The man just runs off like a scared puppy?
Amy: Well, when you put it that way…
Starks: ‘Sup all!
Amy: Hey John!
Rob: Whoa, John. I haven’t seen you here since they stopped handing out cookies to us in Sunday school.
Starks: Yeah, well you know how it is. You get a new pastor and suddenly it’s time for the family to make a good impression.
Amy: So your parents dragged you here too?
Starks: Oh yeah. You should have seen my mom yelling at me to get out of bed.
Rob: Well I’m glad to see you two are filled with the joy of the Lord this morning.
Starks: Save the righteous act, bro. The only church I enjoy attending is Bedside Baptist.
Rob: Well Paramus Bible is about to begin, so we’d better get in there and grab a seat.
Amy: Don’t worry Starks. My dad might not be able to compete with Pastor Pillow, but he’s not that bad to listen to.
Scene 3
The Romano’s backyard.
Mario: So what’s the deal Carmine? How’s this going down?
Carmine: You were in this business long enough. You know how we handle problems like this.
Mario: Yeah, but this is Wayne. We grew up with him.
Carmine: My client didn’t. And he’s as deep into this as we are.
Mario: You can’t be serious. (Carmine looks away) You’re serious.
Carmine: What do you want me to do? I mean, come on Mario, he’s a cop. We can’t let him squeal on us.
Mario: What if I could promise you that he wouldn’t talk.
Carmine: I don’t see how you could do that, bro.
Mario: What if I went over there in a little while and had a heart to heart with him, told him our position? Or maybe even better, told him his position.
Carmine: That’s risky, real risky. And time consuming. My client wants this dealt with immediately.
Mario: We’re talking about Wayne’s life here. It’s worth the time and the risk.
Carmine: This is our lives that we’re talking about too. Do you really want us to lose everything? I’m sorry. He has to be taken care of.
Mario: Listen, Carmine. You said last night that you owed me.
Carmine: Yeah, but this doesn’t count. I can’t let this slide.
Mario: I know you can’t. But you can at least wait until I’ve discussed this with him. Give me a chance to put this to rest my way. You at least owe me that.
Carmine: You’ve got three hours. Then I put the call in and end it my way.
Mario: You won’t have to.
Carmine: I hope you’re right. But either way, we’re even now.
Scene 4
Dr. Angela Brooks is in her office going over paperwork when Maria enters.
Angela: Oh, Maria, you’re here. How are you doing?
Maria: Not sure. That’s why I’m here.
Angela: Oh, then, uh, why don’t you have a seat?
Maria: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be rude. It’s just…
Angela: Don’t worry about it. Just sit back and we’ll talk. Is Mario coming in?
Maria: I came by myself.
Angela: Oh, I was hoping he would be here.
Maria: It’s that good, is it?
Angela: That’s not what I…
Maria: It’s ok, really. Why don’t we just get down to it? Get it over with.
Angela: Well, alright. As you know, we found a mass in your left lung on your last x-ray. After running tests on the biopsy we took, we found that the mass was a small-cell tumor.
Maria: What does that mean?
Angela: Well, there are two types of lung cancer. Your type, small-cell, is the one that grows faster. But on the positive side, responds better to treatment.
Maria: Alright, so what are we looking at here? Surgery? Chemo?
Angela: Well, if the tumor was isolated to your lung, surgery would be the first option. Unfortunately, it’s not.
Maria: Where else do I have it.
Angela: The scan we took shows that the cancer has metastasized to your liver, and your brain.
Maria: My brain!
Angela: Listen Maria, we’re going to be very aggressive in going after this. I want to start you on both chemotherapy and radiation right away. It’s a fast growing cancer, but fortunately we caught it before it entered into its end stage. There’s a decent probability that we’ll be able to cure you.
Maria: What’s decent? Fifty percent?
Angela: The numbers aren’t important. What’s important is that you maintain a positive attitude throughout all of this and that you have a good support system. How do you think Mario will handle the news?
Maria: Mario? I – I have no idea. I don’t even know that I can tell him.
Angela: Well he has to know, Maria. There’s no way that you can keep something like this from him.
Maria: I can’t tell him. I couldn’t… This is all my fault.
Angela: Now is not the time to start blaming yourself. You need to stay focused on beating this.
Maria: You don’t understand. I promised him I’d quit. That was six years ago.
Angela: Maria, people struggle with quitting all the time.
Maria: But I should have. I had every reason to and I didn’t. When Vinnie died… Mario didn’t know what to do. He blamed himself. The only reason Vinnie was in that tower when the plane hit was to pay for college. Mario wanted him to join the construction company and wouldn’t help out with the tuition. But Vinnie wanted something bigger. He wanted to be a lawyer. And so he took night classes at NYU and worked the day shift delivering mail. Mario didn’t get out of bed for days. And when he finally did, he was determined to start living his life the way Vinnie did. He followed his dreams and quit the company to start a restaurant. We made a lot of changes. We moved. We promised each other we’d stop smoking. Only I didn’t keep up my end…
Angela: He will understand, Maria. You two have been through so much already. You can get through this together.
Maria: I just don’t think I could tell him. I don’t know how I’d get the words out.
Angela: Well, what if you brought him here and I broke the news to him.
Maria: You’d do that?
Angela: Well, I don’t think it’s ideal, but Mario has to find out so we can start going after this right away.
Maria: What if I brought him in tomorrow? I know it sounds stupid, but I just want one last night of being normal.
Angela: I can see you tomorrow. Maria, you’re going to get through this.
Maria: Thank you so much, Angela.
Scene 5
Mario is parked in his car outside the Starks’ house. Wayne and his family are back from church and pull into the driveway. Mario gets out of his car and approaches Wayne as he gets out of his.
Starks: (Heading into the house with his mother) Hey Mr. Romano! What a pleasure it is to see you on this fine Sunday morning.
Mario: Hello John. Martha. Wayne.
Wayne: Look, I’ve got nothing to say to you, Mario.
Mario: Well I’ve got something to say to you, and I need you to listen.
Wayne: I don’t want to hear it. As far as I’m concerned, I’ve want nothing to do with you anymore.
Mario: After all these years, this is what it’s going to come to?
Wayne: Don’t try to put this on me, Mario. You made it this way when you decided to get involved with – well whatever it is you’re involved with.
Mario: I’m not involved in anything.
Wayne: Well you must be involved somehow. I know I don’t have men purchasing assault rifles in my garage.
Mario: Wayne, will you just listen to me for a minute? We’ve been friends for so long. Hear me out.
Wayne: Fine, Mario. Let’s hear it. What are you into?
Mario: I told you, nothing.
Wayne: Well then what’s Carmine into?
Mario: He’s a full-blooded Italian from New York. Do you even have to ask?
Wayne: Look Mario, I understand what you’re trying to do here and you’re wasting your time.
Mario: If you think I’m here trying to cover for Carmine, you’re wrong. I’m here for you.
Wayne: For me?
Mario: Look, you haven’t reported this yet, have you?
Wayne: Not yet. Chief’s away for the long weekend. Something this big has to go to him first. But come Tuesday, there’s going to be a warrant out for Carmine. And there just might be one for you too.
Wayne: Mario, I caught your brother trafficking illegal firearms in your garage. And if my guess is correct, this is only the tip of the iceberg. I can’t let this slide.
Mario: You have to let this slide. If you’re intent on bringing this to the chief, you won’t make it to Tuesday.
Wayne: Are you threatening me?
Mario: No, I’m warning you. Carmine isn’t someone you want to cross, and from what I’ve seen, neither is his client.
Wayne: I’m not going to stand here and let you strong-arm me.
Mario: Is that what you think I’m doing? I want no part in what my brother does. And even more, I don’t want to see you get hurt, or worse.
Wayne: Well I appreciate the sentiment, Mario, but I know how to handle myself. I’ve sworn to protect this town and I can’t let people like Carmine go free.
Mario: You’re not going to be able to take him down, you know.
Wayne: Well I’ve got to try or I won’t be able to live with myself.
Mario: Wayne, if you do try, you won’t even get to live.
Scene 6
Juliet is lying in her bed sleeping. Frankie knocks on the door and when he gets no response, he slowly opens the door.
Juliet: Mom, I’m sleeping.
Frankie: You do realize the day is already halfway over?
Juliet: Frankie! What are you doing here?
Frankie: Is that any way to talk to your Mom?
Juliet: Real funny. You’ve ruined my beauty sleep, you know.
Frankie: You’re already beautiful. And I’m pretty sure that if you’re unconscious past noon, it’s considered a coma.
Juliet: It’s Sunday, the day of rest.
Frankie: (Sits on the bed by her) My dad had to come over here to talk about something, so I thought I’d come with him and see if you wanted to hang.
Juliet: Well you’re in luck. It just so happened that my 1:00 appointment had to cancel.
Frankie: So that was pretty crazy last night.
Juliet: You can say that again. Thank goodness Tony was there to save Amy and Rob.
Frankie: Well that guy is just lucky I wasn’t around for it.
Juliet: I wonder if Amy will ever go into the city again after that. If that was me, I’d probably be scarred for life.
Frankie: Nah, she seemed pretty tough. Rob was the one who looked like he was going to faint.
Juliet: Oh man, I totally thought he was going to hurl or something.
Frankie: Uh, so listen. You don’t think that Amy and Tony are like…
Juliet: Oh, I don’t know. I mean, I thought he was with Jenny, but then last night he was talking like he wasn’t.
Frankie: Yeah, well you never can tell with him.
Juliet: Why are you so interested?
Frankie: I was just wondering.
Juliet: Oh…
Frankie: What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Juliet: You like Amy. Don’t you?
Frankie: Amy? Nah, it’s not like that.
Juliet: Frankie, you can tell me the truth.
Frankie: No, Jules. And I mean it.
Juliet: Well I sure hope you do, because it’s not right if you’re just messing around with me.
Frankie: What do you mean?
Juliet: Come on Frankie, what was that yesterday? Holding hands, telling me how gorgeous I am, almost kissing me…
Frankie: You know how I feel about you.
Juliet: No, I don’t. Not really, anyway. You… You kind of have a reputation, you know.
Frankie: Listen, it’s not like that, ok? I promise.
Juliet: I want to believe you, Frankie, I really do.
Frankie: So believe me.
Juliet: But how can I? I mean, how is this supposed to turn into something?
Frankie: I don’t know. Look, I don’t have all the answers. But what I do know is that you’re special, and I want to be with you. Is that so hard to believe?
Juliet: (smiles) Well, it’s a start. (She throws her arms around Frankie and hugs him tightly. Frankie has a sly grin on his face.)
Scene 7
Tony’s down in his basement lifting weights as Starks comes down the stairs.
Starks: Well if it isn’t the next Franco Columbo, hard at work.
Tony: Just a second. I got a few more reps to go.
Starks: Take your time, partner. John Starks is a man of patience.
Tony: Give me a hand with this, will you? Thanks. Now what’s up?
Starks: Nothing, bro. Just came by to chill.
Tony: Well do you want to go out back and throw around?
Starks: Is that all you do with your life, man? Shoot hoops, lift weights, throw the football? Ever think of having some fun, bra?
Tony: I tried that last night. Look where it got me.
Starks: I’d say it got your foot in the door. Amy seemed mighty impressed at your dashing heroics.
Tony: That’s all anyone ever wants to talk about now. It wasn’t a big deal.
Starks: Hey, I admire the modest routine, but you got to admit that was pretty awesome. I mean, I’m a little hesitant to admit this, but my respect for you has just skyrocketed. And you know, just sitting here with you, alone like this, watching the sweat slowly drip off your rippling muscles, well, I can see where Amy could fine you quite attractive…
Tony: You’ve got three seconds before I hunt you down and lay a pounding on your twice as bad as what that mugger got. One…
Starks: Oh, come on Ton’. You know the feeling is mutual.
Tony: Two…
Starks: You wouldn’t hurt your big chocolate bear, would you?
Tony: You’re such a moron.
Starks: Come on, vanilla cream is that any way to talk to…
Tony: THREE! (Starks jumps up and starts heading for the stairs with Tony on his heels)
Starks: Typical white man, always trying to assault a brother!
Scene 8
Carmine is leaning up against the side of the Romano’s house as Mario pulls up into his driveway and gets out of the car.
Carmine: So is this over?
Mario: I wish I could say it was.
Carmine: That’s unfortunate.
Mario: You know Wayne and his principles. He won’t allow himself to be bullied.
Carmine: Well this is a lot more serious than a school-yard brawl.
Mario: Are you really going through with this, Carmine?
Carmine: I don’t have a choice. I don’t like this any more than you do, but I can’t him ruin everything I’ve worked for.
Mario: Work? Is that what you call it?
Carmine: I know you don’t like it, but this is what I do for a living.
Mario: The term “work” implies integrity. You commit crimes.
Carmine: Mario, spare me the self-righteous act. I’ve heard it already. Look, Dad’s retired, and I’m in charge. The responsibilities he had, they’re all on me now. What do you expect me to do?
Mario: To start doing something you can be proud of, that your family can be proud of. You’ve got full reign of the county’s largest construction company. Did you ever think of using that to make an honest buck?
Carmine: It’s not that simple, Mario.
Mario: And this is? Sneaking around, holding secret meetings with your clients in the shadows, always worrying about getting caught? Wayne’s biggest problem with keeping things quiet was that it would allow you to keep on doing things like this. Maybe if you turned over a new leaf, he’d let this die.
Carmine: Sorry to disappoint you, but it’s not happening, Mario. I’ve chosen my path.
Mario: It’s not the path that I’m concerned about; it’s the end it’s leading you to.
Starks: (Bursting in from around the corner) Hey Mr. Romano! Long time, no see.
Mario: Hello John.
Tony: (Following Starks) Hey Dad, Uncle Carmine.
Carmine: You two look beat. What have you been up to?
Starks: Well, in between hate crimes, Tony and I were just tossing the football around.
Carmine: Oh yeah, getting Frankie’s backup in shape?
Tony: Something like that.
Carmine: Well, listen, I’d better get going. It’s alright if Frankie stays here for a while?
Mario: Of course. He can stay as long as he likes. (Carmine starts heading toward his car)
Starks: I’d better jet too, dude. I told Cindy I’d give her a call today, and I’m not one to disappoint a lady. (Starts heading for his bike)
Tony: See ya around, bro.
Mario: (After Starks is gone) Has John been acting funny at all?
Tony: Come on, Dad. It’s Starks. When does he ever act normal?
Mario: Point taken. Well just keep your eye on him for me, will you?
Tony: Uh, sure… So what did Uncle Carmine want? You two seemed pretty intense.
Mario: It’s nothing you need to be concerned about. Let’s just say you weren’t the only one who had a crazy night.
Tony: Oh, man. Did Mom go at it with Aunt Gina again?
Mario: No, nothing like that. So what happened in the city?
Tony: It was no big deal. Some guy grabbed Amy and tried to mug her and Rob, so I tackled him. He took one look at the family crest on my ring and took off running.
Mario: I thought I told you not to wear that ring.
Tony: I don’t, but I keep it on me just in case.
Mario: Well, anyway, that’s some story.
Tony: I really didn’t do anything. It was the ring that scared him off.
Mario: Well it still took courage to stand up to somebody like that.
Tony: Honestly, I didn’t even think about it. I just reacted to the situation.
Mario: Well that’s what the great ones do. You think Montana, Elway, and Brady; they just sit around and think about the best option? They’ve only got a split second. They just see it and react.
Tony: Well something tells me that connecting with your receiver and chasing down crooks are two different things.
Mario: Speaking as someone’s who dealt with his fair share of both, you’d be surprised how similar they can be.
Scene 9
Michael and Beth are in his office setting up. Rob and Amy are in the next room playing around on the computer.
Beth: I don’t know Pastor; I think that picture is still tilting to the right.
Michael: Really? It looks straight to me.
Beth: It’s definitely crooked.
Michael: Well, let’s just leave it alone for now. If we get too caught up in the details, we’ll never make it to dinner, and you know how much I’m looking forward to that.
Beth: Well I can’t make any promises tonight. I had everything set up and ready to go when I left, but it’s up to Tim to make sure it all gets in the oven at the right time. And with the Mets game distracting him, who knows how well he’ll follow my directions.
Michael: You can go home and check on things, you know. You’ve already done so much. I can finish up by myself.
Beth: I wouldn’t think of it. Like it or not, I’m with you all the way.
Michael: Well I certainly appreciate it.
Beth: Please. After agreeing to move your family half-way across the country to help this place out, it’s the least I can do.
Michael: Believe me. I was dying for a change. Coming here was exactly what I needed.
Beth: Well either way, I’m still glad you’re here, and Amy too. I haven’t seen Rob socializing with, well anyone, in such a long time. Seeing the two of them in there, getting along… I’ve been praying he’d find a friend for so long now.
Michael: I’m just as happy about it as you are. Amy needs someone with their priorities straight to help her along.
Beth: Well I guess this is a perfect fit for everyone.
Michael: Everyone except that picture. It is leaning to the right.
Beth: Oh, it’s been driving my crazy this whole time. I’ll climb up on that bookcase and try to fix it.
Scene 10
Rob and Amy are playing with the computer at the secretary’s desk outside Pastor Carson’s study.
Rob: See, look how many people replied to my last post. I told you, they love me on this board.
Amy: Wow, all the girls must go nuts when you show them this stuff. I mean, who could pass up the opportunity to date the world’s most popular cyber-geek?
Rob: It’s not about picking up chicks. It’s about supporting the team.
Amy: So are you planning on taking “the team” to the next school dance?
Rob: As stunning as Eli Manning would look in a cocktail dress, I’d have to pass on that. I don’t do dances.
Amy: (Toying with him) Really? I thought you guys were good on the dance floor.
Rob: You guys?
Amy: Yeah, you know, “your people”.
Rob: The Swedish?
Amy: No, dimwit. I meant, like… gays. You know, homosexuals.
Rob: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it right there. You think I’m gay?
Amy: Well aren’t you?
Rob: Uh, No! W-why do you think I’m gay?
Amy: Come on Rob, the complete disregard for females, the obsession with men in tight clothing… the effeminate hand gestures.
Rob: That does not make me – I have effeminate hand gestures?
Amy: Only when you get really upset. Which of course, I see a lot since it’s so easy to get under your skin.
Rob: I’m not effeminate, I mean maybe a tad more refined than your average guy but…
Amy: Refined? That’s not it at all.
Rob: No, I’m definitely refined, like a human version of a Lexus.
Amy: I’d say dainty is more like it.
Rob: Dainty!?!
Scene 11
Beth is on the book shelf adjusting the picture with Michael behind her.
Beth: Ok, I think it’s straight now.
Michael: It’s definitely leaning to the left.
Beth: Really?
Michael: No, I’m just giving you a hard time. It’s perfect. Now let me help you down from there.
Beth: Oh, really, I can manage… (Slips and falls feet first, after hitting the ground, her momentum carries her into Michael’s arms, who catches her.) Don’t even say it.
Michael: Pride cometh before a fall? Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
Rob: (Bursting in) Mom, am I dainty? (Stops and gives a weird look to Michael who is still holding his mother. Michael quickly lets go.)
Beth: Dainty? Of course not, you’re… refined.
Rob: (Turns to Amy who’s followed behind him) See, told you. I’m refined. I’m the human version of a Lexus, right Mom?
Beth: I don’t know about that. I kind of see you as more of a, I don’t know, a Jetta.
Amy: Hey, isn’t that considered a girl’s car, Rob?
Rob: I am so not a Jetta!
Beth: Well a Jetta is classy, but it’s also fun, just like you.
Amy: And it’s also weak and unintimidating.
Rob: I am so a Lexus. Pastor, back me up here.
Michael: Sorry Rob, I was thinking Mini Cooper.
Rob: Mini Cooper?!?
Scene 12
Maria is in the kitchen drinking when Mario enters.
Mario: Hey, you’d better get changed out of those sweats. It’s almost time to head over to the Olsen’s.
Maria: Oh, it is. I guess I lost track of time.
Mario: What did you do at the gym? You look like you barely broke a sweat.
Maria: I, uh, kept it low key today.
Mario: Well it is the day of rest.
Maria: So I bumped into Angela while I was down there. I mentioned that you needed an appointment and she said she could take you tomorrow.
Mario: She’s in on Labor Day? Now that’s dedication… Are you drinking?
Maria: Well, you know we’re not getting any over at the Olsen’s. I just thought I’d have a glass.
Mario: There’s a lot more than a glass missing. That was a new bottle.
Maria: I guess I got a little carried away.
Mario: Well slow it down. You don’t want to go over to the Olsen’s drunk.
Maria: You’re right. I, uh, guess I should go change. (Heads towards the door but Mario stops her)
Mario: Is everything ok?
Maria: I’m fine, really. I just need to get changed. We don’t want to be late. (She heads out and Mario goes over the counter to examine the bottle.)
Scene 13
Gina is laying out by her pool when Carmine approaches.
Gina: The Clark’s called a little while ago and wanted to know if we felt like going into town and meeting them for dinner.
Carmine: I’m not sure if that’s a good idea tonight.
Gina: Carmine, Loraine Clark might be the next social chair at the club. I don’t think turning down her invitation is going to enhance our status with the other members.
Carmine: Well, Gina, at the moment, my problem is that I’m a little too popular.
Gina: What are you talking about?
Carmine: Wayne is going public about last night.
Gina: I thought you were having him taken care of.
Carmine: I was – I am. It’s just that, I mean, it’s Wayne.
Gina: Carmine, you don’t see Wayne hesitating to bring you down just because you grew up together. Why are you feeling so loyal all of a sudden?
Carmine: Well, there’s a chance that Wayne might keep quiet, if – I went clean.
Gina: You’re kidding right? You, clean?
Carmine: Is that so hard to believe?
Gina: You’ve been merciless to Mario ever since he got out. You went on and on about how he was betraying us all. Plus, you’re second in line to take over the whole family. Not to mention the fact that you’ve got nothing else to fall back on.
Carmine: I’ve got the construction company.
Gina: Yeah, you’ve got the company. But without the extra leverage the family provides you’ve got no contracts.
Carmine: I could get contracts.
Gina: Don’t kid yourself dear. How do you expect to be able to compete against the other crooks if you’re playing it straight?
Carmine: I don’t know, I’ve just…
Gina: You’ve just got to put your feelings aside and go make that call. Or am I going to have to make it for you? Carmine, we could lose everything. Make the call.
Carmine: I will. Hand me the phone.
Scene 14
The Olsen’s back yard. Tim and Michael are standing around the grill. Amy and Rob are sitting at a table.
Rob: So you don’t really think I’m gay, right?
Amy: For the four millionth time, I was only saying that get you riled up.
Rob: Good. Cause I’m not. I mean, I’m a huge fan of the female race.
Amy: Well, you are practically a member.
Rob: See, there you go again! Why do you have to keep insulting the Y chromosome?
Amy: Insulting the Y chromosome?
Rob: Yeah, as opposed to the X chromosome. It’s the one that determines gender.
Amy: I know what the Y chromosome is, dufus.
Rob: Speaking of which, here come the testosterone twins themselves. (The Romano’s are entering the backyard.)
Amy: Tony and Frankie?
Rob: That would be them.
Amy: They’re good guys, Rob. I don’t know why you have such a problem with them.
Rob: Me? Problem? No way. I mean why would anyone have a problem with our sketchy mugger tackling hero and his cousin, the borderline sexual predator?
Amy: (Loud to get Rob to shut-up) Hey guys!
Frankie: Hey! What were you two talking about?
Rob: I was just telling Amy that she needs to see “Predator”. It’s pretty wild you know, with the whole infra-red vision and weird alien dreadlock thing they’ve got going on.
Frankie: Uh, right. Good flick.
Rob: It’s a classic!
Juliet: So Amy, how are you doing after last night?
Amy: Me? I’m fine. Well thanks to Tony, at least. But Rob here still seems a little shook up.
Rob: (Sarcastically) Thanks, Amy. No, really, I’m good.
Tony: Don’t sweat it, bro. It was pretty intense. (Rob’s annoyed) Frankie: I just wish I was there. That punk would have never gotten away.
Tony: Well the main thing is that everyone’s ok, right?
Amy: Right. You are sure you’re ok, Rob?
Rob: Just dandy.
Scene 15
Mario, Michael, and Tim are standing around the grill near the backdoor of the house.
Mario: So the Mets blew another one, eh Tim?
Tim: Yeah, they’re finished. It would take a miracle at this point for them to get back in it.
Mario: So Michael, who do you root for out in Iowa?
Michael: Well no team’s really close by. But I usually pull for the Twins.
Mario: Hey, they’re making a run at it. Who knows, they could end up going head to head with the Yanks in the playoffs. Maybe we could all catch a game if that happens.
Michael: Oh, that would be great. It’s been years since I went to one.
Beth: (Popping her head out the door) How’s the meat coming, Tim?
Tim: It’s almost done, honey. You can start bringing the rest of it out.
Michael: Let me help you. (Goes with her)
Mario: That Michael’s a really nice guy. I’m glad he moved in here.
Tim: Well, I’m holding off a bit before I pass judgment on that one.
Mario: What are you talking about? Something wrong?
Tim: Nah, it’s – it’s just me being paranoid.
Mario: About what?
Tim: Well Beth’s going to be working with him – a lot. And you know how that can be.
Mario: I don’t think you need to be worried about that, Tim. The guy’s a pastor.
Tim: Well people aren’t always what they seem. If anyone should know that, it’s you.
Michael: (Coming out with Beth and Maria) This potato salad looks wonderful, Beth. I always say, there’s nothing like a good potato salad.
Beth: Oh, it’s really simple to make. I’ll give you the recipe, later.
Mario: (After they’ve past) Yeah, I’d keep my eye out if I were you. You can never trust a man with a potato salad fetish.
Scene 16
Everyone is eating dinner in the Olsen’s backyard. The parents are all at one table and the kids are at another. Frankie and Juliet are sitting on one side. Amy is on the other across from Frankie and sitting next to Tony who is next to Rob. Frankie has been dominating the conversation by mostly talking to Amy. This has annoyed Juliet, Tony, and Rob, who take an occasional break from their meal to shoot him a dirty look.
Frankie: Then the game broke up, because Tony’s parents wanted him home. So after that, I was like totally wasted from all the beer pong and so I just started wandering around. And I have no idea how, but I ended up in this guy’s pool and I guess I was being loud and woke him up, so he called the cops.
Amy: Oh my goodness. Did they arrest you?
Frankie: Well, they brought me down to the station, but my dad like knows everyone, so he got me off. He was a little angry, but he’s cool so nothing happened.
Rob: (To himself) Now that’s something to brag about.
Amy: That’s so funny. It sounds like you guys have some killer parties around here.
Frankie: Oh man, it gets really crazy sometimes. What were they like in Iowa?
Amy: Nothing big really, just a bunch of rednecks drinking beer until they passed out. But whenever I could catch a concert at Iowa State, things could get pretty wild.
Frankie: Oh yeah, who’d you see?
Amy: I caught Dave Matthews one time and Linkin Park was there in June.
Frankie: Oh awesome. I love Linkin Park.
Juliet: (Giving him a look) Frankie, I thought you said Linkin Park were a bunch of sell-outs.
Frankie: Nah, must’ve been Tony.
Tony: I don’t even listen to that stuff.
Frankie: Do you have their new CD?
Amy: I just picked it up for the ride here. I needed it to keep sane. My dad likes to listen to sermons when he’s in the car.
Frankie: Would you mind if I borrowed it sometime.
Amy: You can borrow it now. I’m done eating. We can run over to my house real quick and I’ll get it for you.
Frankie: (Getting up) Thanks. You’re awesome.
Rob: (After they’re gone) Ok, I know he’s your cousin and all, so I’ll apologize in advance, but could Frankie have laid on the bull any thicker back there?
Juliet: Rob, it was getting so deep, I needed hip waders. He hates Linkin Park.
Rob: And what was with him trying to make you look bad?
Tony: That’s Frankie for you.
Rob: Ok, I know he’d snap me in half, so I wouldn’t even try it, but you’re a big guy, Tony. You should stand up for yourself.
Tony: Not worth it, bro. Frankie will get his. It’s just a matter of time.
Scene 17
The parent’s table.
Michael: And I’ll tell you another thing – the traffic around here! When I looped onto four that first time, I feared for my life!
Tim: It’ll grow on you. Just don’t drive into the city until you’ve got the hang of it.
Michael: Believe me, I wouldn’t dream of it.
Mario: It must be some adjustment, coming here from Iowa. I can only imagine how different things are.
Michael: It’s like a completely different universe.
Beth: Well that’s why we’re all here to help you out. We know you’ve been through a lot.
Michael: I just hope you all know how much I appreciate it. When I had to shut the doors of the church I grew up in, it was the hardest thing I’d ever done. I felt like a failure. And then having to uproot Amy and move halfway across the country… But we know all things work together for good, right?
Beth: Right.
Maria: All things work together for good?
Michael: Oh, have you not heard that before? It’s from the Bible.
Maria: Oh I know. I’ve heard it; too many times, actually. It seemed like all anybody would say to me when we lost Vinnie. But I’ve yet to see any good come from that.
Michael: I’m so sorry Maria. I really am. You know, as hard as it can be to accept, sometimes, we just don’t understand how God is working.
Maria: Mysterious ways, right? Heard that too. I don’t believe any of it. If you ask me, it’s just a bunch of built in excuses to take the heat off God when He screws up.
Mario: Maria! I’m sorry Michael.
Michael: Maria, I know you’ve been hurt. And I know it can seem like it’s all God’s fault. I went through the same thing when I lost Heather. But he’s the one who can heal you. He’s the one who can help you overcome this.
Maria: I’d have nothing to overcome if he hadn’t let it happen in the first place.
Mario: Maria, let’s change the subject and calm down.
Maria: Don’t you tell me to calm down. You had your part in all of this too.
Beth: Oh Maria, you can’t blame Mario…
Maria: I lost my child. I’ll blame whoever I want. (Storms off)
Mario: I’m so sorry.
Beth: Don’t be. We understand.
Michael: I’m the one who should be sorry. I started it all.
Mario: Believe me, Michael. I think the half-bottle of scotch she drank before coming here had a lot more to do with this than you did. I’d better go.
Scene 18
The kid’s table. Maria just left the backyard, and Mario is following after.
Juliet: Tony, Mom just stormed off.
Tony: Huh? What happened?
Juliet: I don’t know. I’d better go see if she’s ok. (Gets up to go)
Scene 19
Juliet is crossing the yard heading towards her house when she crosses paths with Frankie and Amy.
Frankie: Yo, what’s up with your parents?
Juliet: I don’t know. I’m going to find out.
Frankie: Well are you coming back?
Juliet: Oh, I’m pretty sure you won’t even know I’m gone. (Storms off)
Frankie: What’s that supposed to mean? (To Amy) I think she’s mad at me.
Amy: You think?
Frankie: Uh, I’d better go see what’s going on. I’ll catch you later.
Scene 20
Tony and Rob are at the picnic table.
Rob: You’re not going to see if your mom’s ok?
Tony: Dude, this happens at least once a month.
Rob: Yeah, I guess it does. I do hear screaming coming from your house every now and then.
Tony: When she gets like this, it’s best just to stay away. (Gets up)
Amy: Hey, where are you going?
Tony: I’m just gonna take a walk.
Amy: Well I’ll come with you. Where are we going?
Tony: Far away. (They leave)
Rob: Alright. (Looking around) Good party.
Scene 21 Tony and Amy are walking along the side of the road. Music: Counting Crows – All My Friends
Amy: So what happened back there?
Tony: Who knows? I’m sure it’s no big deal.
Amy: Your Mom seemed pretty upset.
Tony: I don’t know. She gets like this every now and then. It’ll all blow over.
Amy: If you say so…
Tony: So you and Frankie seemed to hit it off.
Amy: Yeah, he seems like a really nice guy.
Tony: Yeah, that’s how he seems.
Amy: What’s the matter?
Tony: Nothing.
Amy: Everything’s “nothing” or “no big deal” with you. What’s going on?
Tony: I don’t know. It’s… It’s just that you two…
Amy: It’s not like that Tony. (He looks at her, not sure if she’s telling the truth) It’s not. Frankie’s not the one I decided to ditch the party with. (Holds his hand, as they keep walking)
Scene 22
Mario enters his bedroom where Maria is sitting in a chair staring off into the distance.
Mario: Honey, what happened back there?
Maria: I think you got a pretty good idea the first time. Do you really need a play by play?
Mario: You know that’s not what I meant. What’s going on with you?
Maria: I lost my son, Mario. I think I’m allowed to be upset.
Mario: That was six years ago.
Maria: I’m sorry. I didn’t realize there was a time limit on my grieving.
Mario: There isn’t. Believe me, there isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t want to break down crying. But there’s something else going on here. (Starts going over to kneel by her chair) This whole week, you’ve been off somewhere else. What’s the matter?
Maria: (Starts sobbing)
Mario: It’s ok. Come on what’s the matter?
Maria: I just wanted a normal night.
Mario: It’s alright, baby. It’ll all be ok.
Scene 23
Tony and Amy are sitting on a park bench.
Amy: Frankie’s a big disadvantage, you know.
Tony: How’s that?
Amy: Well, he didn’t save my life. And stuff like that goes a long way with girls.
Tony: Oh yeah?
Amy: And while we’re on that topic, I still haven’t given you that reward. (The two draw close and lean towards each other for a kiss, but at the last second Tony turns his head away and Amy gives him a confused look.)
Tony: Maybe we should take things a little slower.
Amy: Tony, it’s first base. How much slower can you go?
Tony: I – I should probably go check on my mom. (Gets up quickly and starts heading away. Amy sits confused. As he walks away Tony hangs his head and mutters to himself.) Stupid!
Scene 24
Juliet is sitting on her bed with her back turned to Frankie. Frankie is leaning up against the wall.
Frankie: So are we going to talk about this, or what?
Juliet: I have nothing to talk to you about, Frankie.
Frankie: What did I do?
Juliet: (Turns to face him) Do you even have to ask? You’re totally playing a game with me.
Frankie: What game?
Juliet: You know what you’re doing. Look, if you like Amy, that’s fine. But don’t spend the whole night ignoring me while you flirt with her, and then expect to come up here…
Frankie: I was just trying to be nice! Nobody else was talking so I…
Juliet: That’s a load of crap, and you know it.
Frankie: Look, Jules, you gotta believe me. It’s not Amy I want. (Goes over and sits by her) It’s you - only you.
Juliet: (Pauses for a moment to think it over, then speaks very seriously) Do you really mean that?
Frankie: You’re the one I want. (They hug) I’m sorry, Jules. (He goes to give her a kiss, but she backs away.)
Juliet: If you want to be the first boy I kiss, you’ve got to earn it, Frankie.
Scene 25 Starks is lying on his bed talking on his cell phone, when Wayne knocks on the door and enters.
Starks: Oh yeah, baby, we can chill on Friday. That’s cool with me.
Wayne: John.
Starks: Just a second. What up, Pops?
Wayne: Are you going to take out the garbage like your mother asked?
Starks: Yeah, yeah, just give me a minute.
Wayne: She asked you over an hour ago. Get off the phone and go take it out.
Starks: Come on, Pops, you’re totally ruining my game here. Can’t you just chill for a minute?
Wayne: Forget it. I’ll do it myself. But from now on you can start shelling out the cash for that cell phone bill. (Shuts the door)
Starks: Yeah, whatever. Hey, sorry about that baby. You know how lame parents can be…
Scene 26
Wayne exits his house carrying a garbage bag. As he crosses the driveway, a car that had been parked there in the shadows suddenly turns on its lights. Wayne covers his eyes with his hands to shield them from the brightness. He has difficulty seeing, but can make out the figure of a man in the glare.
Wayne: Can I help you, sir?
The man stretches out his arm and fires a single shot from his gun. He gets in his car and drives away. Wayne lies motionless on the driveway in a pool of blood.
END CREDITS
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