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Million Dollar Ideas: Mandles

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Written by DeROK   
Saturday, 31 May 2003
Candles for manly men.

 

In almost every home you go to, the woman of the house has about 15 different candles throughout the house.  What the sellers of these candles fail to realize is that there only marketing their product to 50% of the population.  Of course women are drawn to fragrances such as "Sun-ripened Raspberry" or "Honeydew Melon".  But what guy is going to be caught dead burning a "Lemon Chiffon" candle just for kicks?  That's why DeROK has come up with the sure-fire idea of Mandles - candles designed specifically for men.  No longer will men be shunned for purchasing fragrant candles.  Instead, they will be commended for releasing scents such as "A.1. Steak Sauce" or "Baseball Glove" into the atmosphere.  Now that's a million-dollar idea!


 
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