Since the creation of underwear, man has had a problem: Keeping them stain-free. When you think about it, the basic purpose of underwear is to keep your good clothes clean. The problem with that is that in the process, it's your underwear that gets dirty. Now when you're at the gym changing, it's a given that people are going to see you in your underwear. So why do we insist on wearing white ones that don't mask any stains that may be present? Why do we subject ourselves to this embarrassment? That's why DeROK came up with the idea of excrement-colored underwear. Sure, you can buy briefs that aren't white. But black, red, or blue is just non-efficient. Instead, excrement-colored underwear are dual-toned to mask any stains that may occur on a certain area with a matching cloth color. So you'll have no more unsightly stains to feel embarrassed about. Instead, every skid mark will be left undetectable to the outside observer thanks to excrement-colored underwear. They're another million dollar idea!
